Was it one of these new-fangled "Turkish" barbers that seem to be springing up like mushrooms? (View Post)

"We want Samoa" is probably the best slogan they can hope for. (View Post)

I used to have a discussion with a friend about whether bacon flavour crisps are kosher, given that they are 100% chemical, or vegan, depending on your point of view. (View Post)

This is the approved way to view a lava flow. Easyjet doesn't really cut it. (View Post)

A consummation devoutly to be wished. (View Post)