Thank goodness we still have professional civil servants to keep the show on the road while politicians sort out their differences. (View Post)

Now, I'm liberal, but to a degree I want ev'rybody to be free But I'd draw the line at posters who call for other posters to be banned. (View Post)

Adolf wouldn't find it quite so easy to get the Labour nomination as he might have done two years ago. (View Post)

Saw Mrs T at a tree-planting ceremony in her constituency. A hole had been dug, a decorous sapling standing by, and a silver spoon to sprinkle compost on the roots. "That's not deep enough,… (View Post)

A sage once observed that 90 percent of politicians give the rest a bad reputation. (View Post)