When I tried to jump-start my MGB on the forecourt of a petrol station I was told off by the proprietor who seemed to think that electric sparks and petrol vapour were an unwonted combination. I doub… (View Post)

In which case I prefer to be described as pink. I'm deeply offended by the suggestion that I might be colourless. On topic ... "Support for Liz Truss" ... fnarr fnarr. (View Post)

It's snowing here in Warwickshire. Under the Julian calendar that would mean a white Christmas. Meanwhile, happy Epiphany to one and all. Things can only get wetter. (View Post)

The rot set in 20 years ago when Piers became an anti-establishment weather forecaster and was briefly lauded in the press as a millionaire. Or billionaire. Or maybe trillionaire. Who cares when it&#… (View Post)

That's the problem with family oil paintings. There's always someone not looking at the artist. (View Post)