"When you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow." (LBJ) (View Post)

Tim was occasionally funny but posted too much dross in between. When the Vanilla numbering system was introduced he hit 15k in the first year. That's over 40 a day. Not at all healthy. But some of h… (View Post)

Hope you mean latest and not last. (View Post)

Out in the wild, realising their time is nigh, they instinctively crawl into a discarded can to die. The better ones chose seventy-shilling ale, the lesser ones Irn Bru. (View Post)

They still lost though. Beaten by Italians. (View Post)