That's alright then. Panic over. (View Post)

In its heyday BBC would have sent an outside broadcast unit complete with outriders up to Christ Church for 10 seconds of wisdom from Hugh Trevor-Roper because he was far too busy to go to London. It… (View Post)

I was cast as the inn-keeper. My only line was 'No'. But I must have kept forgetting it because I was rapidly demoted to the common herd (where I have been content to remain). (View Post)

To be elected to four different constituencies at the first attempt each time would be a remarkable record, probably unique. (View Post)

Sounds like a job for Blaster Bates. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaster_Bates (View Post)