Including "Proms" that teenagers seem obliged to attend these days for fear of life-long social exclusion. (View Post)

Only little people vote on the day. The postals are already in. (View Post)

Anyone who fancies a good old-fashioned Brief Encounter without the benefit of CCTV should get themselves over to Kidderminster pdq. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-57628723 (View Post)

Now he's a delta male. Si momumentum requiris etc etc (View Post)

Bearing in mind the precedent set by the admirable Robin Cook, Hancock should do the decent thing and ditch his wife. (View Post)