It might be worth mentioning in this context the devastation caused to African wildlife by Chinese so-called "medicine". (View Post)

Fake Highway Code alert. What it actually says is: "Give traffic plenty of time to see you and to stop before you start to cross. Vehicles will need more time when the road is slippery. Wait unt… (View Post)

"Man accused of possessing an Easter egg claims police planted it on him." Next week's news. Why wait? (View Post)

Druidic fundamentalists believe the stones should be set permanently to Stonehenge Mean Time as both GMT and BST are undesirable anachronisms. (View Post)

"Or when I'm 91 with silver hair and sitting in a barber's chair may rival gangsters with hamfisted tommyguns burst in and give me a short back and insides" -Roger McGough: Let me… (View Post)