There once was a bard of Japan Who wrote limericks that no-one could scan. When told this was so, Replied "Yes, I know... ...the problem is I always try to fit as many words into the last line a… (View Post)

I may be a wage slave on Monday, But I am a Freeman on Sunday... ...and Tuesday. (View Post)

Did one in the 60s courtesy of Mensa. It was HUGE. Never did me any good. Crap at chess, mediocre at Bridge, ducked out of Maths at A-level. But faced with an array of geometrical shapes I can still … (View Post)

...wished she had not been filmed. (View Post)

It was, of course, a short-arsed duffle coat of the kind once favoured by 'motorists' (and the tiny minority of Plymouth Argyle fans accustomed to sitting rather than standing). (View Post)