That massive lump of rock is populated by friendly aliens who've come to help us sort out our problems. It would be a pity if we settled our differences in order to blow it up. Have I seen this … (View Post)

I wish I could remember where I've put my I-Spy Guide to International Number Plates. There are still one or two I've yet to clock on the M40 and both ISR and ISL may be among them. (View Post)

Absolutely. And I'm not even watching. (View Post)

I was looking for a job, and then I found a job And heaven knows I'm miserable now (View Post)

'Tissue Price' to be replaced by 'Paper Candidate'. (View Post)