Furthermore, Ms Z, please try to ignore the in-jokes. Some of us have been here, man and boy, for nearly 20 years and they afford a mild frisson of pleasure to elderly gents who ought to know better.… (View Post)

His idle speculation about the King's life expectancy will not have enhanced his popularity in regal circles. (View Post)

He'll be too busy getting to know the Borgias to worry about what's happening up here. (View Post)

Sounds like Bates Motel. Not sure you'll need 10 nights. (View Post)

A trawler was landing mackerel on the harbour at Ullapool. At this stage in the food cycle they're worth sfa and the fisherpersons - after God knows how long at sea - couldn't be arsed to p… (View Post)