Someone asked a Channel Islander "When did we invade you?" "You didn't." came the reply. "We invaded you." (View Post)

Tarka the Otter Was writ by a rotter. (View Post)

To add insult to injury any news about New Zealand that the BBC deigns to carry on its website is filed away under 'Asia'. (View Post)

The law locks up the man or woman Who steals the goose off the common But leaves the greater villain loose Who steals the common from the goose. (View Post)

England v Australia, Cardiff, 2009. Anderson and Panesar bat out 69 deliveries from a new ball to save the draw. It really wasn't boring. Poor Monty was dropped for the rest of the series! (View Post)