He'll be too busy getting to know the Borgias to worry about what's happening up here. (View Post)

Sounds like Bates Motel. Not sure you'll need 10 nights. (View Post)

A trawler was landing mackerel on the harbour at Ullapool. At this stage in the food cycle they're worth sfa and the fisherpersons - after God knows how long at sea - couldn't be arsed to p… (View Post)

There's a well-known book, typically bound in black leather, whose contents could best be described as Judeo-Christian. I haven't read it in years but little snippets are forever cropping u… (View Post)

"Thank you for your contribution" is the sort of formula the chair of a meeting might use when a member of the audience jumps up and says something so outlandish that the speaker(s) are los… (View Post)