Hell is having to relive your earthly life over and over again for all eternity while knowing what happens next. Heaven is the same. (View Post)

As my rich neighbour with a herd of holsteins would admit, who dairies wins. (View Post)

Pete'n'Dud got there first: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbnkY1tBvMU (View Post)

It will be bought by Mark Zuckerberg and absorbed into his current empire to create an all-embracing social network known as Twitface. (View Post)

Atheists ignored yet again. I demand to be disqualified. (View Post)