If Burnham intends to alternate between Manchester and London, please may I have Chequers? I promise to keep it tidy, and will cheerfully hand over the keys to his successor in the fulness of time. (View Post)

He posted as OSX. Was never seen again after the 2015 GE. (View Post)

He wrote a column in the Speccie about his delightful retirement home in a small Peak District village. As a paean to traditional English rural life it combined all the best elements of Postman Pat a… (View Post)

Someone once said that taking your wife to an orgy is like taking your own cookies to a restaurant. (View Post)

It must be a tough job resisting the demands of heavily-armed admirals, field marshals and air commodores on a daily basis. But our only foreseeable adversary has just been humiliated by Ukraine. Wha… (View Post)