A trawler was landing mackerel on the harbour at Ullapool. At this stage in the food cycle they're worth sfa and the fisherpersons - after God knows how long at sea - couldn't be arsed to p… (View Post)

There's a well-known book, typically bound in black leather, whose contents could best be described as Judeo-Christian. I haven't read it in years but little snippets are forever cropping u… (View Post)

"Thank you for your contribution" is the sort of formula the chair of a meeting might use when a member of the audience jumps up and says something so outlandish that the speaker(s) are los… (View Post)

"The rest of your post stinks". (View Post)

We're not talking about hate crime - we're talking about men participating in women's sport. Maybe they could do something else instead? (View Post)