Oh my name it ain't nothin' My age it means less The country I come from Is called the Midwest I was taught and brought up there The laws to abide And that land that I live in Has God on its side (View Post)

Got talking to an elderly in-law in Florida many years ago. "Ever been abroad?" I enquired smugly. "Only once," came the reply, "didn't like it." "Where?" &quo… (View Post)

When I first visited the US in 1978 there were two types of cheese readily available: American (which was as dire as it sounds) and Swiss (which was American with air bubbles). It's a lot better now,… (View Post)

He's needed back at John Lewis. (View Post)

On topic, I'm still puzzling why 'Himself' features so prominently in Rishi's word cloud, unless it's in the context of "up himself". (View Post)