It was just a load of fukuyama. (View Post)

Meanwhile millions across the world have taken to the streets ... demanding a pint of milk, two lamb chops and a bag of potatoes. How to balance the the concerns of demonstrators against the concerns… (View Post)

Last night's mash was a judicious admixture of spud and swede to tempt the jaded palate. 'Swede', of course, is a contraction of 'Swedish Turnip'. It's hard to tell them apart by taste, but the nordi… (View Post)

It's like people who complain there are no tube stations in Hackney, only for it to be pointed out that one of the entrances to Manor House is at least 10ft inside the boundary. (View Post)

Paradoxically, if you scratch an extreme right-wing Israeli you'll often find a Russian underneath. Migration from that quarter has been a major factor in the overpopulation of the West Bank. Inciden… (View Post)