I'll have you know if the Conservatives hold I will have won thirty FIVE pence. Betfair says I can equalise and win 34p no matter the result but i lile to love life on the edge. (View Post)

No matter what happens at the by-election today i will be a minimum of 33 pence richer due to my trading acumen. (View Post)

Subcontracted out their Covid reporting to the Russians. (View Post)

That's mine bit with Con and LD reversed. (View Post)

Bookings were collapsing before the vote because of the advice of the government. (View Post)