Not all of us are blessed with a lovely smile. Some of us have teeth like the Ten Commandments: all broken. (View Post)

The Vice-President isn't allowed to be in a room with a virus without his wife present as well. (View Post)

I was at a livery hall event last night where I saw two 75 year olds unironically bump elbows on meeting. I was halfway between being amused and being impressed at their pragmatic adaptability to cha… (View Post)

On some of the measures proposed for Covid-19: sometimes the cure is worse than the disease. (View Post)

What irks people (and "irk" is, I think, the mot juste) is the completely brainless pandering to all of the typical Telegraph readers' worst instincts. It's the "Two World Wars and One… (View Post)