Great update @Cookie! If it wasn’t for the fact that it was the UK, it could have been a @Leon post. (View Post)

That’s what happens when you concentrate on 20 over thrashes. (View Post)

You haven’t been watching what happens on the pitch, then! (View Post)

Due to staff shortages, crowd control has been subcontracted to the French. (View Post)

Before I retired, I had to visit a firm whose office was in a building with a listed lift. As they weren’t allowed to modernise it, they needed to employ a lift operator. (View Post)