I would be happy to go for a meal that involved that cheese board and no other courses. (View Post)

They are called Virgin Money because they have never been fucked. Unlike their customers. (View Post)

There’s a reason why supporters of non Rangers and Celtic Scottish football teams refer to them as the arse cheeks. (View Post)

We have a family joke is someone is seriously delayed; “high seas at Dawlish?” It arises from an occasion when I decided to get the train from Bristol to Glasgow to save the company some money. The B… (View Post)

We missed a golden opportunity to correct the population pyramid during Covid. Remind me again which party wrinklies vote for? (View Post)