Nobody likes me, everybody hates me I think I’ll go eat worms! Big fat juicy ones Eensie weensy squeensy ones See how they wiggle and squirm! Down goes the first one, down goes the second one Oh how … (View Post)

You haven’t tried my home brew! (View Post)

Why the fuck does anyone choose to travel via Dover, unless they’re travelling to Libya or Afghanistan and want to get a flavour of their destination before they arrive? If it’s because it’s cheaper,… (View Post)

Anyone who objects to your two year old identifying as a train is clearly trainsphobic. (View Post)

Plymouth, Poole, Portsmouth, Newhaven, Harwich, Hull and Newcastle would like to remind drivers and passengers that alternative routes are available. (View Post)